Browsing articles tagged with " 阿茲海默症"
9 月

[轉] 我要怎麼辦呢?(What Am I Supposed To Do?)

我要怎麼辦呢?(What Am I Supposed To Do?)

The phone rang. The lady of the house answered. 


"Mrs. Ward, please." 


"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.When your doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. 

Frankly, it is either bad or terrible." 

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked. 

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the otherfor AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is." 
「經過我們化驗的結果,一位華德先生得了"阿茲海默症",另一位華德先生得的卻是"愛滋病" 。我們無法分辨哪一件是您先生的。」

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs. Ward. 

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once." 

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" 

The people at Medicare recommend that " You drop your husband off inthe middle of town. 

If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him".